WE GET IT, YOU IDENTIFY AS 'LEFT-WING' OR 'RIGHT-WING' SO YOU CAN SIGNAL YOUR MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY; BUT ARE YOU HOT?

POLITICS ARE LAME, FOR THEY ARE ALWAYS FRAMED THROUGH THE LENS OF SOME KIND OF 'GREATER GOOD;' YET, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'MORALITY;' THERE IS ONLY 'WIN' OR 'LOSE,' AND THAT'S ALL NATURE CARES ABOUT. EITHER YOU'RE HOT, HAPPY, AND HAVE THE STRENGTH - OR THE SOCIAL BUY-IN TO BE ADJACENT TO THE STRENGTH - TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN, OR YOU DON'T. 'WINNERS' ACT ON THE WORLD, WHILE 'LOSERS' BEG THE WORLD FOR RECOGNITION OF THEIR FEARS AND WEAKNESSES. WHEN YOU'RE 'HOT-WING,' YOUR ONLY OBLIGATION IN LIFE IS TO DO HOT STUFF; AND WHEN YOU'RE 'UGLY-WING,' YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO CHOOSE BETTER PARENTS NEXT TIME. WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FAIR?